How Not to Get a UTMB Bib

Another translated and FAKE!* article, this one from U-Trail:

Chamonix: a trail runner makes sexual advances to employees to obtain a bib for the UTMB
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“She kept saying she would do anything to get a guaranteed bib,” says a regular at the bar.
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Despite the incident, the UTMB organization wanted to reassure the trail running community. “We understand the frustration that a draw can cause, but we remind you that the results are completely random. No inappropriate behavior will change this rule,” said a spokesperson for the event.

It’s never great to make jokes about sexual assault, but man, you could fill a whole stand-up routine at the Western States Training Camp with these.

Via TrailTalk.

* Confirmed that this is a fake story with the UTMB press office.