Not for Knobs!

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Trail Running Film Festival presented by Brooks -
Our 2026 Tour is on. Find your screening.

Trail Running Film Festival presented by Brooks -
Our 2026 Tour is on. Find your screening.

Jessy Carveth for Marathon Handbook:

A French sailor named Arthur laced up his shoes on the morning of Friday, March 13, 2026, and went for a run. He covered 7.23 kilometers in just over 35 minutes at a 4:58 per kilometer pace — a genuinely solid effort for a confined deck on a moving warship. His Garmin Forerunner 955 tracked every step. Then he uploaded the workout to Strava, set to public, and inadvertently told the world exactly where France’s flagship nuclear aircraft carrier was parked.

Ooops. Someone’s gonna get to walk the plank.

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